Keaton Patti allegedly forced a bot to watch over 1000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to produce a commercial screenplay of its own. Here’s an excerpt:
INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT
A group of friends laughs at a dinner table. a WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food.
WAITRESS
Pasta nachos for you.
We see the pasta nachos. They’re warm and defeated.
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Though experts have debunked the origins of this script, meaning it’s more than likely originated from Keaton himself, I still suggest you read the whole thing. It will bring a smile to your face – a smile filled with secret soup.
