Infinite Stick: The World’s Greatest AI Commercial

Keaton Patti allegedly forced a bot to watch over 1000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to produce a commercial screenplay of its own. Here’s an excerpt:


A group of friends laughs at a dinner table. a WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food.


Pasta nachos for you.

We see the pasta nachos. They’re warm and defeated.

Though experts have debunked the origins of this script, meaning it’s more than likely originated from Keaton himself, I still suggest you read the whole thing. It will bring a smile to your face – a smile filled with secret soup.

Published by adrienaster

Author of Loving R-thur.

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